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Oct29

Your Halloween Fratoscope

by tonyd on October 29, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your party will be interrupted by a waiter, who will ask if anyone else is coming. Aries:  You will eat a cupcake that tastes like earbuds. Taurus:  Your costume is too “racy” for the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct22

Your Fratoscope: October 22, 2017

by tonyd on October 22, 2017 at 2:42 am

If your birthday is this week:  The Rock comes by to be in your home movies at your birthday party because he literally wants to be in EVERY movie. Aries:  You’ll find some loose change in your underwear again. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct15

Your Fratoscope: October 15, 2017

by tonyd on October 15, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday will be funky, mostly because of the smell coming from that moldy birthday cake. Aries:  You’ll find out your dinner isn’t sushi, the chef just didn’t cook your food. Taurus:  Your cat […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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