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Sep17

Your Fratoscope: September 17, 2017

by tonyd on September 17, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday clown will be a juggalo.  He’ll eat all the birthday cake, but leave you with plenty of Faygo. Aries:  You will accidentally lead a marching band into the supermarket. Taurus:  You’ll discover […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep10

Your Fratoscope: September 10, 2017

by tonyd on September 10, 2017 at 1:51 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will find out that your birthday cake isn’t hurricane proof. Aries:  Your comic book collection floats for a while, but eventually sinks along with everything else in your living room. Taurus:  You can’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep03

Your Labor Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on September 3, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  For your birthday, you’ll go to Dragon Con and return with no pants. Aries:  You will be kidnapped by renegade boy scouts doing a Lord of the Flies sleepover thing. Taurus:  This week, scapegoat […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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