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Jun08

Ten Things I Expect When You’re a Ghost

by tonyd on June 8, 2019 at 2:06 am

When you take a ghost poop, it just sinks into the ground. You have to find someone to haunt that watches the same kind of TV shows you do. You’d rather haunt good looking people so you can watch them […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar01

Ten Reason Why I Didn’t Watch the Oscars

by tonyd on March 1, 2019 at 12:01 am

The Happytime Murders not nominated. Already get my anti-Trump rants from MSNBC and Twitter. Kevin Hart stand up specials on Netflix too tempting. Expecting Rami Malek to hack the Oscars and take a lot of drugs. Decided getting an extra […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec31

Ten Things I Learned in 2018

by tonyd on December 31, 2018 at 12:01 am

North Korea may soon get a Trump hotel. Never go into the Saudi Arabian embassy alone. Bring a gas mask if you vacation in France. I won’t be riding in a self-driving car unless they put me in on unconscious. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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