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Jun24

Ten Things I Expect Ron Howard to do With Star Wars

by tonyd on June 24, 2017 at 12:51 am

 Give Han Solo a goofy deputy sidekick.  Make Han Solo say, “Heeeeeey” and give a thumbs up every time he does something cool.  Instead of a scroll, it will start with a voice over saying, “Now the story of the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun17

Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy

by tonyd on June 17, 2017 at 12:02 am

Amazon is buying Whole Foods.  Soon, they may own a lot more.  Here now are Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy.  Every Yoga and Pilates school.  The recipe for Patchouli Oil.  The trademark for the word “hipster”.  The PBR […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun03

Ten Things I’d Like to See on National Doughnut Day

by tonyd on June 3, 2017 at 1:42 am

 All crime is legal inside any Krispy Kreme.  All-doughnut theme parade with float-sized doughnuts.  Like Fat Tuesday, only if you see tits you gotta give the girls doughnuts.  Doughnut horseshoe game, but played with Boston creams.  If you get pulled […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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