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Apr15

Ten Things I Learned From My Dog

by tonyd on April 15, 2017 at 1:32 am

 The five second rule is more like zero seconds.  A toilet can be anywhere.  There is such a thing as a hello lick.  A trip to the store can feel like a million years.  The sound of any bag opening […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar25

Ten Things You’ll Never See in Jail

by tonyd on March 25, 2017 at 2:31 am

 Really quality cutlery  Bikini girls  A high quality cigar  A personal helicopter  $100,000 in cash  Children of the prison guards  Slot machines  Steak Au Poivre  Rocket Launcher  A pogo stick bouncing enough to clear the walls

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Mar04

Ten Things I Expect Arnold Schwarzenagger to do After the Apprentice

by tonyd on March 4, 2017 at 12:01 am

 Get a bloody revenge against the network that wronged him.  Finally find Sarah Connor.  Do sit ups until he pukes.  Find another Kennedy to marry.  Learn how to properly pronounce “chopper” so he can tell people to get to it. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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