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Dec09

Rewritten Headlines: Glow-in-the-Dark Beer to Hot Chicks

by tonyd on December 9, 2016 at 12:01 am

Bars to Get Darker Doctors Extremely Late With Diagnosis Man Lives Long Time for No Reason Old Man Still Banging Best Catch Ever Actor Can Get Arrested Canada Awesome Crappy Food Makes Comeback English Money Finally Worth Something Politician Pretends […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec02

Rewritten Headlines: Annoying Whistler to Miss Butt

by tonyd on December 2, 2016 at 12:01 am

Woman Rightly Calls Cops Hipster Can’t Find Starbucks Raves to Become More Awesome Again Russian Order Sandwiches When Drunk Special Sauce to be Forever Secret Leprechaun Fallen on Hard Times We’re All Gonna Die Homeowner Doesn’t Like to Party New […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov25

Rewritten Headlines: Squirrelly Situation to Shiny Dong

by tonyd on November 25, 2016 at 12:01 am

Rodent Gets Revenge Lesser of Two Evil Argument Continues Santa Tells Truth New Government Worker Already Thinks His Job is Boring Boring Thing Happens for Umpteenth Time Mrs. Pizza Goes Out Awesome Website Becomes Bullshit People Who Made Your Family […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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