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Jul28

Your Fratoscope: July 28, 2013

by tonyd on July 28, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You surprise party is canceled when it’s revealed that the Simpsons already did it. Aries:  You will discover a way to time travel, but sadly it can only be fueled by racism. Taurus:  Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul26

Rewritten Headlines: Royal Baby to Weiner

by tonyd on July 26, 2013 at 12:01 am

Uncle Promises Drunken Shenanigans Ted Nugent Takes Over Wildlife Department Fatties Sensitive Juror Prepares for Book Deal Everyone Part Werewolf Lawyer Not Bothered by Drones, Gun Smuggling or Illegal Activity, Finds Something to be Outraged About Nerd Gang Prosecuted The […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul14

Your Fratoscope: July 14, 2013

by tonyd on July 14, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will be indoctrinated by some hipsters into their cult, which they were into way before you. Aries:  A sewer monster will borrow your car, drive to the city and return it undamaged, but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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