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May29

Your Fratoscope: Memorial Day Week

by tonyd on May 29, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Stop celebrating. It’s Memorial Day, you selfish a-hole. People died! Aries: You nude Memorial Day cookout will be under attended, probably because you didn’t manscape. Taurus: The stars say, God damn its hot. You’ll […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May15

Your Fratoscope: May 15, 2011

by tonyd on May 15, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will cut your hand on the swear jar which, ironically, fills the jar, which, ironically pays your hospital bill. Aries:  Johnny Appleseed will take a pee in your garden.  You’ll cleared of all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May02

Rewritten Headlines: Trump to PS3

by tonyd on May 2, 2011 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros: I’m a bit of a news junkie and as a former Communications major (which is kind of like majoring in wasting your parents money) I follow the media quite closely. It’s interesting to see the spin. But I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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