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Sep24

Your Fratoscope: September 24, 2017

by tonyd on September 24, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be a tube of uncooked cookie dough and a candle, but you don’t mind. Aries:  You will break the seat on the 25 cent rocketship ride in front of the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug05

Rewritten Headlines: Stupid Cops to Giant Dick

by tonyd on August 5, 2016 at 12:01 am

Stupidest Cop in the World in Orlando Mayor’s Parents Still Not Home The Tables Turn Delicious Pets Available Ethanol Industry Donating to Clinton Campaign The Gang Builds a Pool Man’s Best Friend is Worst Driver Bugs Like the Taste of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May30

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do at a Barbecue

by tonyd on May 30, 2015 at 1:17 am

1.  Shave your legs. 2.  Say “start the barbecue” instead of “eat barbecue” to anyone from the South. 3.  Light fireworks from the grill’s fire. 4.  Invite a vegan. 5.  Press down on your hamburgers, squeezing out the delicious meat […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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