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May26

Your Memorial Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 26, 2019 at 3:34 am

If your birthday is this week:    The stars say, boil or grill your birthday cake made from hotdogs before you eat it. Aries:  Your Memorial Day float will be pulled over for speeding and you will lose everyone from […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May19

Your Game of Thrones Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 19, 2019 at 2:23 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your fan theory that Jon Wick gets the Iron Throne turns out to be wrong. Aries:    Your petition to have Game of Thrones remade with character names that are easier to remember gets […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May12

Your Mother’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 12, 2019 at 2:28 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your mother calls to remind you that your birthday’s not all about YOU! Aries:    You step on a crack and your mother calls complaining that her favorite football team lost. Taurus:    Despite […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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