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Apr16

Your Easter Fratoscope 2017

by tonyd on April 16, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You can a birthday call from the Easter Bunny, but you suspect it’s not the real Easter Bunny. Aries:  A large pink bunny beats the crap out of your pizza delivery guy on your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr09

Your Fratoscope: April 9, 2017

by tonyd on April 9, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll get a Wal Mart Monkey’s Paw for your birthday, so all your wishes have to be under ten dollars. Aries:  Your Tinder date will turn out to be a puppet. Taurus:  The stars […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr02

Your Fratoscope: April 2, 2017

by tonyd on April 2, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Instead of gifts, you just get a bunch of links on ebay mailed to you with instructions on paying for them. Aries:  You’ll be the only one of your friends to watch the new […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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