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Feb12

Your Fratoscope: February 12, 2017

by tonyd on February 12, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll be used as an excuse to stop working and eat cake this week. Aries:  You’ll be assaulted by cupcakes. Taurus:  This week, be on the look out for the Hamburglar.  He’s on parole. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb05

Your Super Bowl Fratoscope

by tonyd on February 5, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  STFU until the game is over!  Who cares how old you are! Aries:  You’ll face a lot of heartbreak and strife this week, mainly because you’re a Falcons fan. Taurus:  Your three bean dip […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan29

Your Fratoscope: January 29, 2017

by tonyd on January 29, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday gifts will be mostly VHS copies of movies you don’t like that people found in the trash. Aries:  This week, Matthew McConaughey stops by and eats all your pretzels. Taurus:  Your Pokemon […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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