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May10

Your Mother’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 10, 2015 at 1:12 am

If your birthday is this week:  “Oh, sure,” your mother will say in her most passive aggressive voice.  “Let’s celebrate your birthday.  I only gave birth to you.” Aries:  You mom thanks you for the gift, but wishes you had consulted […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May03

Your Fratoscope: May 3, 2015

by tonyd on May 3, 2015 at 2:19 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday gifts consist mostly of comic books taken from Free Comic Book Day. Aries:  You discover that without pants, bike riding can be chilly and a bike seat can ride up way too far. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr26

Your Fratoscope: April 26, 2015

by tonyd on April 26, 2015 at 1:43 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll get so drunk on your birthday, your friends will end it with an intervention. Aries:  You’ll discover that you can’t get blood from a stone, unless you hit someone hard enough with it. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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