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Sep14

Your Fratoscope: September 14, 2014

by tonyd on September 14, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You get the impression your friends really didn’t put effort into your birthday cake because it reads, “Just write the usual shit on it.” Aries:  The ghost of the fat Elvis will appear in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep07

Your Back to School Fratoscope

by tonyd on September 7, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Congrats!  You have an excuse to get totally wasted at Orientation! Aries:  Your new roommate is a drug addict, but on the up side, you’ll get to know the many pawn shops in your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug31

Your Fratoscope: August 31, 2014

by tonyd on August 31, 2014 at 1:10 am

If your birthday is this week:  Raccoons will jump out of your enormous, fake birthday cake, not to wish you a happy birthday, but because the rental place has a raccoon-sized hole in their storage unit. Aries:  You will discover […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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