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Dec29

Your Final 2013 Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 29, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your birthday gift will be a special implant that allows your inner voice to sound just like Morgan Freeman. Aries:  Turns out, your neighbor is a witch but she isn’t the one stealing your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec22

Your Holiday Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 22, 2013 at 12:14 am

If your birthday is this week:  Although you’ve been horrible this year, after Santa’s sleigh side swipes you in a parking lot, you get some great gifts if you promise not to turn it into insurance. Aries:  You finally learn […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec08

Your Fratoscope: December 8, 2013

by tonyd on December 8, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your dog will buy you a nice gift, but use your credit card to purchase it. Aries:  The stars say, stop changing the channels and pick something to watch for Christ’s sake. Taurus:  The […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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