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Aug11

Your Fratoscope: August 11, 2013

by tonyd on August 11, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your family and the NSA will wish you a happy birthday via email. Aries:  You will accidentally murder the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee, but c’mon, he’s a bug. Taurus:  Your barbecue roadkill will taste […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug04

Your Fratoscope: August 4, 2013

by tonyd on August 4, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will realize that you’re another year old, but in metric, that’s only ten months. Aries:  Don’t park your car close to the theater, it will be damaged by the stampede out of Turbo. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul28

Your Fratoscope: July 28, 2013

by tonyd on July 28, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You surprise party is canceled when it’s revealed that the Simpsons already did it. Aries:  You will discover a way to time travel, but sadly it can only be fueled by racism. Taurus:  Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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