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Jun19

Your Fratoscope: June 19, 2011

by tonyd on June 19, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your cosplay is a little too convincing.  Remember next time to never go into the bank dressed as Val Kilmer in Heat. Aries:  This week your brother will tell you he finds gold coins […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May08

Your Fratoscope: May 8, 2011

by tonyd on May 8, 2011 at 2:20 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Mother’s Day Gift isn’t as well received as you expect.  Apparently, courtside Laker seats, a box of cigars and a trip to the stripclub aren’t her thing.  She hates the Lakers. Aries: Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May01

Your Fratoscope: May 1, 2011

by tonyd on May 1, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your kung-fu is weak.  Better buy a gun. Aries:  You will discover a cookie under the couch.  It’s a bit tangy and chewy, but you eat it.  That’s when your roommate will mention he […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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