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Apr09

Your Fratoscope: April 9, 2017

by tonyd on April 9, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll get a Wal Mart Monkey’s Paw for your birthday, so all your wishes have to be under ten dollars. Aries:  Your Tinder date will turn out to be a puppet. Taurus:  The stars […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar19

Your Fratoscope: March 19, 2017

by tonyd on March 19, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll see many naked women on your birthday after walking into the wrong room in the old folks home. Aries:  You’ll get new followers on Twitter, doubling your numbers to four. Taurus:  The CIA […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar12

Your Fratoscope: March 12, 2017

by tonyd on March 12, 2017 at 3:18 am

If your birthday is this week:  You birthday cake will come in the mail. Aries:  You’ll bowl a 200 game, but get disqualified for picking up spares with your sidearm. Taurus:  You’ll drink enough Koolaid to turn your pee pink […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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