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Sep13

Your Fratoscope: September 13, 2015

by tonyd on September 13, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  In the middle of your birthday song, someone will stop it saying, “Wait, wait, wait.  Fuck this guy.” Aries:  You’ll make some baby corn…and it will scream. Taurus:  You’ll wake up with your pajamas full […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep06

Your Fratoscope: September 6, 2015

by tonyd on September 6, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  TGIFriday’s charges you a licensing fee for making the waitress sing the Happy Birthday song to you. Aries:  Your Trivia Pursuit game ends in a fist fight…again. Taurus:  Your canoeing trip introduces you to all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug30

Your Fratoscope: August 30, 2015

by tonyd on August 30, 2015 at 1:17 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday keg will be unable to hold up its birthday candles, despite being covered in icing. Aries:  You’ll suddenly realize that you never returned that video back to Blockbuster in 1995. Taurus:  Some rough […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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