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May03

Your Fratoscope: May 3, 2015

by tonyd on May 3, 2015 at 2:19 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday gifts consist mostly of comic books taken from Free Comic Book Day. Aries:  You discover that without pants, bike riding can be chilly and a bike seat can ride up way too far. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr26

Your Fratoscope: April 26, 2015

by tonyd on April 26, 2015 at 1:43 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll get so drunk on your birthday, your friends will end it with an intervention. Aries:  You’ll discover that you can’t get blood from a stone, unless you hit someone hard enough with it. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr19

Your Fratoscope: April 19, 2015

by tonyd on April 19, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, happy birthday, but stars have no money so they didn’t get you anything. Aries:  You will wake up in a delicious marinade. Taurus:  You will switch to summer clothes too soon, but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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