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Feb15

Your Post Valentine’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on February 15, 2015 at 1:52 am

If your birthday is this week:  Love is in the air on your birthday, mostly because your roommate holds an orgy on that day without inviting you. Aries:  Don’t beat yourself up for eating most of that box of chocolates, just transfer […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb08

Your Fratoscope: February 8, 2015

by tonyd on February 8, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, happy birthday to you, you belong in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too. Aries:  You are gaining weight because your trail mix is all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb01

Your Super Bowl Fratoscope

by tonyd on February 1, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  STFU until the game is over!  Damn!  It’s not all about you! Aries:  You waffle-flavored chicken wings will be an instant hit at the Super Bowl party, especially when you pass out the syrup […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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