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Jun08

Your Fratoscope: June 8, 2014

by tonyd on June 8, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday wish comes true, but the rain of supermodels kills many, many people. Aries:  Hitching a ride with Tracey Morgan’s crew turns out not to be as cool as you thought. Taurus:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun01

Your Fratoscope: June 1, 2014

by tonyd on June 1, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will attempt to blow out your candles, but accidentally spit your gum out onto the cake.  You get your wish!  The cake’s all yours! Aries:  Watch what you’re typing in your emails this […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May25

Your Memorial Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 25, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will finally pass that ping pong ball and it will be the best birthday shit ever. Aries:  You roommate finally returns your beer pong ping pong ball, so maybe you should’ve gotten him […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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