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Nov04

Your Fratoscope: November 4, 2018

by tonyd on November 4, 2018 at 1:42 am

If your birthday is this week:   The girl that jumps out of your cake fills it with farts. Aries:  This week, you’ll step in some poop, but fortunately it’ll be yours. Taurus:   You’ll get into a fist fight with at […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep30

Your Fratoscope: September 30, 2018

by tonyd on September 30, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your birthday presents will consist mostly of items from the bus station lost and found. Aries:  This week, you will be pooped on by an exotic animal. Taurus:   Your keys are under that stack […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep23

Your Fratoscope: September 23 2018

by tonyd on September 23, 2018 at 11:52 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your family doesn’t hire as many people to pretend to be your friend as this year’s birthday party. Aries:  Mixing up your grandmother’s pills and watching the results seems not as hilarious as you’d […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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