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Apr07

Your Fratoscope: April 7, 2013

by tonyd on April 7, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your mispronunciation of the word “Ferrari” gets you a ferret painted fire engine red this year. Aries:  Beware of a co-worker.  He may beat you in the face with his keyboard for sending him […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar17

Your St. Patty’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on March 17, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  What good’s a prediction when you’ll probably end up black out drunk and not rememberin’ anything?  You’ll be drunk! Aries:  You’ll go to bed with a fine lookin’ redhead, but wake up with a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar10

Your Fratoscope: March 10, 2013

by tonyd on March 10, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll wake up on campus naked with no memory of the night before.  Fortunately, the beard that’s Super Glued to your face is obscuring your identity in the videos that were posted online. Aries:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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