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Jan06

Your Fratoscope: January 6, 2013

by tonyd on January 6, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will discover that your roommate can easily mistake fireworks for candles when assembling a birthday cake. Aries:  The stars say, that old jar of Tzatziki sauce has been in your fridge so long […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec23

Your Christmas Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 23, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Sucks to be you.  You will once again not get as many gifts as you would if you were born in August. Aries:  Your PS3 will come with the body of a dead Elf.  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec02

Your Fratoscope: December 2, 2012

by tonyd on December 2, 2012 at 12:42 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will celebrate with a few close friends, all of whom, you have to provide the voices.  On the upside, mannequins don’t eat birthday cake so more for you! Aries:  A waitress will punch […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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