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Feb13

Your Fratoscope: February 13, 2011

by tonyd on February 13, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Remember, the leprechauns are not real.  You don’t have to listen to them.  Squirting that cop with mustard is your choice.  Also, that pot you bought may have been laced with something. Aries:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan16

Your Fratoscope: January 16, 2011

by tonyd on January 16, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  With the major change in Zodiac signs you finally realize what incredible bullshit checking your horoscope is. Aries:  You fail to win the Powerball Jackpot.  Looks like you’ll have to continue selling blowjobs for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec26

Your Fratoscope: December 26, 2010

by tonyd on December 26, 2010 at 3:22 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your family will stop making you feel guilty over the holidays right around the time your girlfriend starts nagging you.  At least you’ll have continuity with your shitty mood. Aries:  Your old high school […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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