Posts Tagged Scoprio

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Oct19

Your Fratoscope: October 19, 2014

by tonyd on October 19, 2014 at 2:32 am

If your birthday is this week:  You older aunt will give you a pair of very comfortable underwear with a racist saying on it.  You decide to wear it and vow to shit your pants should you ever get into […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug10

Your Fratoscope: August 10, 2014

by tonyd on August 10, 2014 at 1:18 am

If your birthday is this week:  Watch out for the possums in your yard, they just been pretending not to plot against you up until now. Aries:  You will create a new restaurant called “Just Frosting” and make millions tripling […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar30

Your Fratoscope: March 30, 2014

by tonyd on March 30, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  A three hundred pound Saint Bernard will eat your birthday cake.  You won’t stop him. Aries:  You will get so high, you will give the other driver a back massage during your next road […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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