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Jun04

Your Fratoscope: June 4, 2017

by tonyd on June 4, 2017 at 1:48 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your cake explodes, but the shrapnel is delicious. Aries:  You will accidentally quit the Internet and have to start over by watching cat videos for six weeks. Taurus:  The stars say, your dentist enjoys […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May28

Your Memorial Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 28, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You get a lot of leftover barbecue supplies as gifts. Aries:  You will meet someone new on the beach and fall in love, which is weird because they mug you. Taurus:  You will eat a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May21

Your Fratoscope: May 21, 2017

by tonyd on May 21, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  For future reference, other people are supposed to throw the party for you and yell “Surprise”, not the other way around. Aries:  Your ventriloquist dummy steals your girlfriend. Taurus:  You will be interviewed by […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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