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Aug14

Your Fratoscope: August 14, 2016

by tonyd on August 14, 2016 at 2:19 am

If your birthday is this week:  A girl will jump out of a cake for your party, but the next day, you’ll wake up inside a cake at someone else’s party. Aries:  You will eat a delicious painting. Taurus:  The […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug07

Your Fratoscope: August 7, 2016

by tonyd on August 7, 2016 at 2:32 am

If your birthday is this week:  Seemingly, a lot of people come to your birthday party, but it turns out they’re only there for the Pokémon Go stop. Aries:  You’ll be corrected after claiming to be “so drunk” on birch […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Your Fratoscope: July 31, 2016

by tonyd on July 31, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your ho’s buy you a new pimp cane, but you have to ask yourself:  Where’d the bitches get the money for it? Aries:  The ghost of Jimmy Buffet comes to you and says he’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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