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Jan05

Your First 2014 Fratoscope

by tonyd on January 5, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You flight will be delayed for a fourth time, but you will build a new life in the airport next to the Sbarro. Aries:  You will throw your soup out the window and it […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec29

Your Final 2013 Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 29, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your birthday gift will be a special implant that allows your inner voice to sound just like Morgan Freeman. Aries:  Turns out, your neighbor is a witch but she isn’t the one stealing your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec15

Your Fratoscope: December 15, 2013

by tonyd on December 15, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will catch a strain of flu that makes you believe that Taylor Swift’s lyrics are deep. Aries:  On your way to a Christmas party, you’ll be mugged by a group of unemployed Elves. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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