Posts Tagged Señor Cactus

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Oct08

Ask Señor Cactus!

by tonyd on October 8, 2008 at 2:56 am

translated by Mr. Shit transcribed by Tony DiGerolamo And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom… The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae… Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus! Virgin in Virginia: Dear Señor Cactus: I’m a virgin, but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun13

Señor Cactus Time!

by tonyd on June 13, 2008 at 5:07 pm

And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom… The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae… Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus! Swerving in Philly: Dear Señor Cactus: I drive better when I’m drunk. Would you ride with a drunk […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr24

Señor Cactus Time!

by tonyd on April 24, 2008 at 9:05 pm

And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom… The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae… Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus! Looking for Love in Lambertville: Yo, Señor Cactus: Does love exist? I don’t think so. Rhiley, 20, NJ […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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