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Jul15

Rewritten Headlines: French GPS to Dick Biting

by tonyd on July 15, 2016 at 12:01 am

French GPS Malfunctions Irony Probably Lost on Criminal Douchebag Hires Dickhead Hold My Beer Ernest Hemmingway Reincarnated Old Woman Can’t Shut Up We’re All Gonna Die Really Catching Them All Pooh Desperate For Honey Dick Biting Alert

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Jan23

Rewritten Headlines: Subway to Tweets

by tonyd on January 23, 2015 at 1:48 am

Pee-Soaked Travel Tubes More Expensive Workers With No Benefits, Lousy Benefits and Horrid Working Conditions Get Tired Candidate Vows to Bring Country Back to 1950’s U.S. Slows Murderous Robots Backward Country Loses Leader New TV Channels Rich Enough to Buy […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun20

Rewritten Headlines: Revel to Rapper

by tonyd on June 20, 2014 at 12:01 am

The House Doesn’t Always Win The Final Sequel in the Trilogy Begins People Murdering Less Harley Finally Uncool Tiger Woods to Lose Many Endorsements Soon Jaws Remake Coming Old People to Die in More Interesting Ways Porky Pig on Rampage? […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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