Posts Tagged Starbucks

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Nov14

Ten Things You’ll Never See on a Starbucks Cup

by tonyd on November 14, 2015 at 12:01 am

Have a Caffeine-Free Day! Why not add some cheese to your coffee? This will burn the shit out of your balls, so don’t spill it. You know you could’ve made an entire pot of coffee for what you just paid […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec05

Rewritten Headlines: Cops to Bird Flu

by tonyd on December 5, 2014 at 12:01 am

Government to Pretend to Do Something State Governor Already Ignoring State U.S. to Ignore This Part of the Middle East Planet of the Apes One Step Closer Jello Pudding Award Revoke Probably Next Step Other Foods Soon to be Overpriced for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul25

Rewritten Headlines: Cops to Dinosaur

by tonyd on July 25, 2014 at 12:01 am

Cops Still Like Beating the Shit Out of People Douchebag Upset Over Internet Parody of Him Over Priced Snacks Still Profitable Memory Hole Fully Operational Trailer for Chick Porn Released Fatty Parents Continue to Buy Ice Cream Politician Pretends He […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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