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Ten Things I Learned That Are Better Than Watching Fireworks on July 4th

by tonyd on July 5, 2013 at 1:56 am

1. Televised fireworks from your air-conditioned house. 2.  Any Michael Bay movie (likely to have more explosions). 3.  Your grill cooking delicious burgers. 4.  Pictures of girls with big breasts. 5.  News stories about how people got hurt during fireworks […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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