Posts Tagged Tom Cruise

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Apr29

Ten Movies That Should Never Be Musicals

by tonyd on April 29, 2013 at 12:01 am

Rocky is apparently headed for Broadway and is now going to be a musical.  I can’t think of anything worse than mush-mouth Slyvester Stallone trying to sing his lines, unless you made musicals out of these. 1.  2012 (probably the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan26

Ten Things You’ll Never See in the J.J. Abrams Star Wars Movie

by tonyd on January 26, 2013 at 12:01 am

1. Jar-Jar Binks  (unless it’s to show him just long enough to get set on fire) 2.  Mr. Spock traveling back in time to explain why the CGI has so much more lens flare. 3.  Revealing that Walter Bishop actually […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul06

Rewritten Headlines: Tom Cruise to Mermaids

by tonyd on July 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

News!  In bite sized chunks you can actually swallow!  These are the Rewritten Headlines! Celebrities to Derail Coverage of Real News for Conceivable Near Future Julian Assange Continues to do Job of Entire Western Media George W. Bush to Make […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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