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Jan27

Your Fratoscope: January 27, 2013

by tonyd on January 27, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  As a joke, your terrorists friends get you one of those giant, round, black bombs with the fuse on the top.  They think it’s hilarious, but seriously, be careful with that thing. Aries:  Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan20

Your Fratoscope: January 20, 2013

by tonyd on January 20, 2013 at 12:13 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Zero Dark Thirty themed birthday party ends with you being waterboarded with cake. Aries:  The stars say, “Seriously?  You’re still reading horoscopes and claim to be an atheist?  Do you not see anything […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan13

Your Fratoscope: January 13, 2013

by tonyd on January 13, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will get a visit from your childhood hero, Racer X, but a monkey and a kid hiding in the trunk will ruin everything. Aries:  You will get out of a parking ticket but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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