Posts Tagged Virgo

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Jan23

Your Fratoscope: January 23, 2011

by tonyd on January 23, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: The stars say you will have 99 problems, but a bitch won’t be one. Aries:   This week, the mailmen you’ve locked in your basement will finally escape, except the one that truly loves you. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan16

Your Fratoscope: January 16, 2011

by tonyd on January 16, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  With the major change in Zodiac signs you finally realize what incredible bullshit checking your horoscope is. Aries:  You fail to win the Powerball Jackpot.  Looks like you’ll have to continue selling blowjobs for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan09

Your Fratoscope: January 9, 2011

by tonyd on January 9, 2011 at 4:15 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will remember Elvis in your own special way: by eating a deep fried peanut butter, banana sandwich, taking a lot of drugs and passing out on the toilet. Aries:  Kanye West will walk […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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