Posts Tagged Virgo

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May04

Your Fratoscope: May 4, 2014

by tonyd on May 4, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Beware.  One of your birthday oysters is actually just the waiter’s loogie. Aries:  The stars say, turn left, than right two blocks, another right and you’ll find that handjob place next to the liquor […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr27

Your Fratoscope: April 27, 2014

by tonyd on April 27, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  This year, you’ll get the gift that keeps on giving, herpes. Aries:  Your fortune cookie fortune apologizes after you nearly choke on it. Taurus:  A man in a mascot costume will give you an […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr20

Your Fratoscope: April 20, 2014

by tonyd on April 20, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll be so high when everyone yells “Surprise!” at your birthday, you’ll just keep asking “What?  What?” Aries:  You’ll get so blazed, you will eat all your Easter candy and some of the fake […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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