Posts Tagged Virgo

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Apr13

Your Fratoscope: April 13, 2014

by tonyd on April 13, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your family treats you to a night out, mostly so they don’t have to hang out with you. Aries:  Your family holds an intervention so you stop getting so emotionally invested in the characters […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr06

Your Fratoscope: April 6, 2014

by tonyd on April 6, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Turns out, your surprise party is heavily attended…by actors posing as your friends!  April Fool!  You have no friends! Aries:  The stripper you hired will show up wearing money and demanding clothes for a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar30

Your Fratoscope: March 30, 2014

by tonyd on March 30, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  A three hundred pound Saint Bernard will eat your birthday cake.  You won’t stop him. Aries:  You will get so high, you will give the other driver a back massage during your next road […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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